I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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