Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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