Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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