I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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