Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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