So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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