dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Come on in and take your pants off
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