so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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