Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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