what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
not ubering you a puppy
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He has the fingertips of a God
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