i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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