so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
