I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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