i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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