I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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