Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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