so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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