i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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