I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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