ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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