If i come over, it means nothing
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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