no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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