I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
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do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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