I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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