Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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