good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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