Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We left an ass print on the piano.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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