You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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