I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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