whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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