Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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