I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
MIDGETS
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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