didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Randomize
