Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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