And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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