'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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