ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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