I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize