Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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