may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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