im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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