ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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