STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Come see our sink grown plant.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
