do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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