I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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