it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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