literally had 100 drinks last night.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.