We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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