carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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