It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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