The brown eye won't let me do that either.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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