That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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