thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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