okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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