Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My pussy is not your playground.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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