Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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