i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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